A Day In The Life of Me

12:01 am: Wake up and yell for awhile. Daddy wakes up and holds me. Then I sleep again. I love Daddy. 4:45 am: Wake up and yell again. Daddy gives me a bottle then I go back to sleep. I really really love Daddy. 8:00 am: Assume my role as Megan's alarm clock. 8:10 am: Mommy puts some clothes on me. I HATE clothes :// 8:23 am: I get some yummy fruit mush for breakfast!!! Mommy puts it in a cup that used to have a ChuckECheese head on it until Michael beheaded it. I drink a bunch of it then splash the rest all over my face. Then Mommy puts some Cheerios on my high chair tray. Yay! I love Cheerios! Wait, you know what, I think Lilly would like these Cheerios more than I do. I think I'll throw them all over the floor so she can eat them. I love Lilly. 9:06 am: Scream happily and loudly while Mommy's reading a book. She says shhhh. I think that means get louder. No problem, I'm good at loud! 9:37 am: Scoot around the house on my butt redecorating. I think the pots and pans should definitely go in the dining room instead of the kitchen. Oh my goodness, who put all these amazing toys in the recycle bin?!?!?!? I'll have to pull them all over the kitchen floor so I can play with them. I love yogurt containers so so so so much!! Hey cool, this one even has some yogurt left in it! I think I'll smear it in my hair 10:02 am: Mommy tries to change my diaper. I run away when she's half done. I LOVE BEING NAKED!!! 10:33 am: Watch my Baby Einstein movie for five minutes then get bored and steal the remote from Megan and start changing the channels. Hey, this is cool, someone filmed a snowstorm! Wait, that's all that's happening on all the other channels too... 10:59 am: I'm kinda tired, which means I'm getting a little crazy...I think I'll go climb up the leg of Megan's jeans until she picks me up so I can sit in her lap and pull her earrings. She says OWWWWW AIDEN STOPPP. That makes me giggle. Megan's so funny. 11:14 am: I don't really want to sleep that much...Mommy picks me up and sticks a bottle in my mouth. Yummy milk. Tastes so good. Maybe I should just close my eyes...sleep sounds okay now... 11:16 am: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 1:22 pm: Wake up. I'm happy happy happy!! Stand up in crib and bouncy bouncy bouncy until Michael comes in and slings me under his arm and carries me downstairs. Michael's so so so funny. I giggle a lot. 1:25 pm: Yum yum, cheese sandwich. Eat all of it. Then eat three chicken nuggets. Then eat a sweet potato. Then I fling some on the floor and smear the rest on my shirt. 2:02 pm: Get in the car. Try to tell Mommy that I'm a big boy now, I don't need to get all squished in this little carseat. Sheeesh Mom, just let me sit in the front so I can drive! 2:14 pm: Pull into the nursing home parking lot. Dance dance in my carseat. Mommy plops me in the stroller. I dance some more. I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!! 2:17 pm: Wave at the receptionist. She says Hi! Aren't you cute? I give her a scrunchy smile and she laughs. I squeak cuz I just love this place so much. 2:20 pm: Say Hi Hi to the big happy smiley man in the rolley chair thing. He says Oh My, you talk now! Well well well you pretty happy now aren'tcha? I'm a happy happy boy. 2:25 pm: etc etc etc 4:02 pm: Go home. I'm so sleepy...zzz... 5:15 pm: Wake up up up! More bouncy in my crib. Megan picks me up and lets me do some redecorating. I think I'll conquer Mommy's stuff next. 5:22 pm: Mommy makes me stop pulling her books out of the cabinet and feeds me messy food. Chili, yummmmm! 5:34 pm: Eating's boring. This needs to go in my hair. 6:00 pm: Megan throws me in the bathtub. I pull the plug out three times then decide to pull all the shampoo off the ledge so it makes a big splashy sound and gets Megan all wet. Then I stand up and do a dance. Megan says No, Danger, Too Slippery and pushes me back down. I get up, she says down, I get up, she says down, I get up, then she gives up and dries me off. I take off down the hall wearing my birthday suit. 6:28 pm: Megan puts some airplane pajamas on me. I HATE CLOTHES. I try to tell her but then she puts happy music on and I forget about being sad about clothes. 6:57 pm: Redecorating!!! 7:33 pm: Dad says it's devotion time. I crawl around being cute and distracting everyone. It's so so fun. I giggle and squeal a lot. 7:52 pm: Devotion actually starts. I attempt to eat all the Bibles but everyone keeps pulling them out of my reach. So I settle for pulling Lilly's tail. She does a rrrrrrrrrr noise. I think that means keep going. This is fun. I giggle lots and lots. 8:30 pm: Daddy sticks a bottle in my mouth. I'm not really ready to sleep but it sure tastes so so good... 8:31 pm: Maybe I am a little sleepy... 8:35 pm: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz 11:59 pm: Start all over again